Survive the
nine-to-brine.

Everyone here is brined except you. One unscheduled god.

KEEP YOUR CRUNCH100%

Coworker salt drains freshness.
The water cooler restores it.

CRUNCHSuspiciously crisp

BRINE & CO.Fresh hire

YOUR FIRST DAY 0 / 8

01
Coffee diplomacyBrew coffee, then bring it to Bill.
02
Unjam the printerFix the printer, then talk to Susan.
03
The suspicious reportDeliver the Q4 report to the boss.
04
Follow the paper trailRead the terminal in the Archive.
05
A friend on the insideFind Mara in the Canteen for a fuse.
06
Keep the city freshPush the marked crate onto the pad. Open the glasshouse pump.
07
Season the truthConfront the steak-holders, then broadcast their recorded vote.
08
Out of the canEscape through the loading dock.

POCKETS: optimism, mostly.

W A S D / ↑ ↓ ← → MOVEE INTERACTC CAMERA · M MAPF / CLICK FIREQ FORKP PAUSE

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MOVE

CLOSE RANGE

TAP TO SHOOT

NOW WITH 200% MORE SODIUM

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New pickle.
Same old grind.

Five districts. Everyone here is brined except you.
Join the family or keep your crunch,
and meet a god who answers to nobody.

YOUR PICKLE NAMEWASD to move · E to interact · Mouse to aim · Click / F to fire
Q to jab with your fork · Phone: tap Fork for close combat